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Marc'emon, Male, 19, from a basement in the Congo
#MakeAmericaPinkAgain Jan 21, 2017 at 12:07 AM
- Marco Polo was last seen:
- Viewing forum list, Jan 21, 2017 at 10:33 AM
- Jun 2, 1997 (Age: 19)
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- a basement in the Congo
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To whoever is reading this,
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- your mum
My name is Marco Polo. I've been trapped in a basement in the Congo for almost a year now. I haven't seen sunlight in that entire time, and last time I saw another human being in the flesh it must have been the summer. I'm running dangerously low on food and water. I don't know how much time I have left. I think they said they were planning on killing me.
My interests include boats, conspiracy theories, learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone, my Hatsune Miku body pillow, fedoras, My Little Pony and fast food!
Some would say I'm a quirky individual, others wouldn't. Haha!
Okay, they're gone again.
Back to my cry for help. I don't know what's happening to me. The other people down here all left long ago. They haven't come back. Did they escape? All I've eaten is tinned beans for the past few weeks. I ran out of tuna a month ago so I probably have some kind of protein deficiency now. I haven't bathed in weeks, I have to save water.
Oh no. Oh no.
They're coming back down
Please, if you're reading this, send a rescu
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