NOT Marco Polo's Introduction!

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  1. Marco Polo

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    Hey guys before you say anything this isn't Marco, like, seriously. I could have made an account called "NOTMarco" but then that'd be more suspicious right? Just like, know that I'm not Marco okay? Maybe when we get more acquainted I'll tell you who I am ;)


    Anyways, I'm not Marco Polo, and I'm new here! I definitely haven't spoken to you guys before or anything so I look forward to meeting you all!

    I like the anime very much, and also the manga. One Piece is a good manga but the anime suck lol

    I am the big Zoro fanboy, he's a badass and definitely stronger than Luffy and that pussy Sanji, he's only done 0.04% of his true BADASS level yet when he cut Pica so I think he'll probably win Kaido at like, 73.7% with his MYSTERY EYE and ASURA. Ronolola Zolo has changed my life, I like his green hair and he's so strong he needs three swords! RoaringBowler Zoggra is the world's greatest swordsman I think he even surpassed BADASS Mihawk! When you think about it if he opens his eye he can solo anyone imo lol RagingBoner Zoinker should be captain he could probably cut SANJI all the way from Wano hahaha ooh he's so badass I love him HAHAHAH XDDDD

    Anyways that's me, NOT Marco Polo... I'm definitely not doing this for likes or attention or anything so please feel free to say hi! ^_^
     
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    Welcome abrad NOT Marco Polo!

    Indeed Zoro is so BADASS he is just AwEsOmE and has ATtitude you definitely do NOT want to mess with him hahahaha he could cut you up right now if he wanted now you loser reading this post hahahahahahahaaha

    If you're a Zoro fan, you've definitely heard of this theory about Zoro:
    • He has three swords
    • There are three admirals
    So ZORRO WILL BEAT ALL THREE ADMIRALS WITH THREE SWORDS SIMULTANEOUSLY, amirite so cool and BaDAASS DaTaSS

    But here's my input:
    • He has three swords
    • There are five of the gorosei
    SO ZORRO WILL GET 2 EXTRA SWORDS FROM WANO SHOGUN FOR DEFEATING KAIDO!! BELIEVE IT!!! AND HE WILL BW THE 1 WHO TAKE DOWN GOMENESAI!!!!

    - Zoro, 2002.
     
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    Ohhhhh, you sarcastic bastard... Love it. :P
     
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    I died. I fucking died! :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
     
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    Welcome here NOT Marco Polo, I must show you some screenshots of a chat I had with a zoro fanboy tbh xD
    Hmm know what, Imma post them in spoiler tag.

    Gotta say though, he used 2 diff phones, so you see "2 diff people" (cos different profile pics) but it's the same dude. After a while he started being sarcastic as well, but meh I guess it's quite clear when.
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    Anyway welcome to the forum, I'm sure you'll like @dreamlovermimi , she's also into zoro, and maybe @Chicano180 too, but Idk him too well
    I hope you enjoy your time here, and always believe, zoro has many badass c:
     
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    Whaaaat? Only 73.7%? You're no real Zoro fan!!!
     
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  7. Marco Polo

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    all these Kangaroo ZooBro haters don't understand the BADASS
    He will have 5th sword in the butt like a tail lol cause he is a DRAGON BADASS who breathes SWORD

    It's a shame Marco isn't here, he loves sarcasm...

    Are you also a RipRoaring Zoey fan? :zoro::zoro::zorolaughing:

    That fucking conversation man, haven't seen anything that bad in years

    Kaido is the 2nd strongest creature alive, so Zoro has to try a little bit ;) ;) ;)
     
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    He's alright.. Nothing compared to the great Condoriano though :P
     
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    There is Oda foreshadowing that Rectangular Zipper and his 5 sword style will fight Fleet Admiral Condoriano in the final war! ! !

    Right Angle Zorker says in one chapter that he is "on the wrong ship" and Condoriano will challenge him to fight on the ship! At 87.85% full power with his new technique "50 Sword Style Asura" Condoriano will be launched in to the sea, making him not completely defeated but he still loses by ring out. This will upset RedPagoda ZouBro because it's the hardest he's ever tried but he still didn't get complete victory. So he will go to the club and meet lots of girls and drink sake to be happy again! ! :zorolaughing::zorolaughing:
     
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    yo! welcome to OPF
     
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    this is somehow my favourite response to this entire shit show of a thread
     
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    Welcome to the forum NOTMarco Polo. I hope we become friends. :blush:
    (Zoro can definitely beat kaido like 99.9%)
     
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  13. Marco Polo

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    If you compliment my main man Raftbuilder ZouFlow, we're best buds already :)
     
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    my brain hurts...think my hamster has overheated...
     
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    4 all u Zoro lovers <3 #meme
     
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    A very late welcome!
     
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