KKG
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KKG

If you support watermarks i hate you, Male, 29, from Portugal

Haoshoku Haki

I just saw a cockroach on a window,i picked a broom and beat the shit out of it,in 2 seconds i look and it is still moving,arrrrr! Feb 14, 2019

    1. KKG
      KKG
      If girls peeped on us on the shower we won't do that to them anymore!
      1. 10thMember
        10thMember
        Please expound. Does that mean you dun like pervert grills? Or...?
        Apr 15, 2018
      2. KKG
        KKG
        It means i like pervert girls,i mean what kind of man would hate them?
        Apr 15, 2018
      3. 10thMember
        10thMember
        Ah! Now I get it! Food for thought: Boys don't peep on the grill they like. Noted.
        Apr 15, 2018
    2. KKG
      KKG
      I saw 2 russian women saying on tv "Vladimir Putin is beautiful",oh shit,if was in Russia i would be Cristiano Ronaldo?
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      2. 10thMember
        10thMember
        I'm so sorry! >__<\
        Apr 14, 2018
      3. KKG
        KKG
        Guys,that was funny,Condoriano.
        I would be Condoriano!^_^
        Apr 14, 2018
      4. 10thMember
        10thMember
        Condoriano FTW!
        Apr 14, 2018
    3. Behnam
      Behnam
      Have you reached Ichigo vs Ulquiorra?
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      2. KKG
        KKG
        Amazing fact that Ichigo has Zangetsu as his Zanpakutou and that special hollow as his fighting instinct.
        Ichigo and Aizen are the most powerfull wizards in Bleach,i'm sure.
        Apr 14, 2018
      3. Behnam
        Behnam
        Hummm... Yeah you are right in this case.But with watching fillers you are wasting your time.Instead you could reach some great parts sooner.Though you can decide to watch them if you think they are interesting.For me...They were only some annoying parts.I regret watching them.
        Apr 14, 2018
      4. KKG
        KKG
        I think if i want to enjoy an anime i need to watch every episodes,there is a lack of good action animes right now,Naruto and One Piece are flour of the same bag!
        When characters are constantly being humilliated with their lack of strenght by their authors it gets me mad!
        Apr 14, 2018
    4. KKG
      KKG
      Poseidon's trident would be a great toothpick for Godzilla
      1. Rexraptor
        Rexraptor
        Well I don't think so Godzilla's a 300ft King of monsters and Poseidon is somewhat 5ft tall so might be Hajruddin or Saul D Jaguar might use it as a TOOTHPICK.
        Apr 24, 2018
    5. KKG
      KKG
      If Zeus farted on Mars he would cause a global warming
      1. Pacquiao8
        Pacquiao8
        What if Zeus and Jupiter f*cked each other? LOL.
        Apr 8, 2018
      2. KKG
        KKG
        Jupiter is Zeus in Italian.lol
        Apr 8, 2018
      3. Pacquiao8
        Pacquiao8
        LOL I know. I just thought you made Greek and Roman Myth as separate stories and made a crossover.
        Apr 8, 2018
    6. KKG
      KKG
      A long time ago Zeus cheated on Era,she got angry and threw all her rings far,the rings got stuck on Saturn
      1. 10thMember
        10thMember
        Only Saturn? Stingy!
        Apr 7, 2018
      2. KKG
        KKG
        It's the one who has rings^_^
        Apr 7, 2018
      3. 10thMember
        10thMember
        Uranus and Jupiter have rings as well! *triggered*
        Apr 8, 2018
    7. KKG
      KKG
      The Afro hair is created when a person survives after being hit by a thunderbolt
    8. KKG
      KKG
      Young guys love cougars,cougars are hot!
      Behnam and Deathbloke like this.
      1. Behnam
        Behnam
        Obviously!
        Apr 5, 2018
      2. dreamlovermimi
        dreamlovermimi
        get one like Mariah carey!
        Apr 5, 2018
    9. KKG
      KKG
      The best of tennis is to see the legs of some female tennists
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      2. KKG
        KKG
        The skirts show what i want to see^_^
        Apr 4, 2018
      3. 10thMember
        10thMember
        My win!
        Apr 4, 2018
      4. Behnam
        Behnam
        Feet are da best!
        Apr 5, 2018
    10. KKG
      KKG
      Some guys say when they die they go to heaven and they will have 7 virgins,they will have an eternal chat!
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      2. KKG
        KKG
        Or some perverts full of lights on their heads.
        There is no life after death,people say that because they believe it,doesn't mean it's true.
        Apr 3, 2018
      3. Storm chaser
        Storm chaser
        I think everyone has the right to believe what they want, of what happens after death. It's not like it can be proven in anyway. :--D
        I tought since you made a profile post about that, that you believe in it.
        Apr 3, 2018
      4. KKG
        KKG
        i don't believe on it,but if that is real i don't think a "soul" can do more than just speaking ^_^
        Apr 3, 2018
    11. KKG
      KKG
      If aliens visited Earth they should share their hentai with us,presuming they could have some
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      1. WiseMofo69
        WiseMofo69
        Maybe they have the same sexual intercourse like the Avatar movie.
        Apr 2, 2018
      2. Behnam
        Behnam
        We got such nice aliens!
        Apr 2, 2018
      3. KKG
        KKG
        Aliens would also like to enjoy the greatest things in life so it's highly likely for them to have some hentai.
        @Behnam and @WiseMofo69 are allways with me^_^
        Apr 2, 2018
    12. Behnam
      Behnam
      You must be near episode 200 by now If I don't be wrong.
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      1. KKG
        KKG
        More,Noitra was defeated,so was the Fornicarás and the the black guy with the eyes.
        Apr 1, 2018
      2. KKG
        KKG
        204,i guess it would be fillers since at 203 Ichigo was going straight to Ulquiora,Aizen and the others will be attacking the city.
        This a really anice anime indeed,i shouldn't miss it.
        Apr 1, 2018
    13. KKG
      KKG
      If we could teleport like Son Goku we would save some great money in transports
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      1. Behnam
        Behnam
        Great and important point you mentioned my friend.
        Apr 1, 2018
      2. Behnam
        Behnam
        I just have to say @KKG You are right
        Apr 1, 2018
    14. KKG
      KKG
      When Earth was created,Zeus placed a wireless spy camera near it to peep on girls in the beach,he called it Moon
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      2. Chaudfontaine
        Chaudfontaine
        why would you go to the beach at night?
        Mar 31, 2018
      3. KKG
        KKG
        Who said he was peeping at night?
        Mar 31, 2018
      4. Kevz
        Kevz
        Oh dayam
        Mar 31, 2018
    15. KKG
      KKG
      The toilet is the most pervert object we have at home
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      2. Edinbour
        Edinbour
        This is true
        Mar 29, 2018
      3. Glaze D. Bacon
        Glaze D. Bacon
        The day my toilet gets a “nosebleed” is the day I move out of the house.
        Mar 30, 2018
      4. KKG
        KKG
        @Glaze D. Bacon,that's right.
        But i think the toilet will just peep on you.
        Mar 30, 2018
    16. KKG
      KKG
      If Pavarotti tried to sing in Heaven,the ears of every nearby angels would blow up
    17. KKG
      KKG
      The only time of the day drunks are not dizzy is when they're sleeping
    18. KKG
      KKG
      Some people drink their own urine as a health potion,but if it's that good why we need to get rid of it?
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      2. KKG
        KKG
        Urine is made of salt,water and acids.
        That shit is anti bacterian,but it's still waste.
        Mar 26, 2018
      3. KKG
        KKG
        There are lots of weirdos in this world.
        They need a shrink.
        Mar 26, 2018
      4. dreamlovermimi
        dreamlovermimi
        once urine touches the urethra it no longer is an anti-bacterial liquid, its just waste lol
        May 7, 2018
    19. KKG
      KKG
      The most annoying fact about poop is other people hearing sounds
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      2. KKG
        KKG
        I wish i could put a like your comment,@Edinbour.
        Really funny!
        Mar 24, 2018
      3. Cobain
        Cobain
        the trick is opening the tap water the moment you push it out
        Mar 24, 2018
      4. KKG
        KKG
        I wonder if there is a way to poop in portuguese!
        Mar 24, 2018
    20. KKG
      KKG
      When a guy falls on his back,girls wearing skirts are a great sight
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      1. Behnam
        Behnam
        You are right...
        Mar 23, 2018
      2. Judgement
        Judgement
        Please never stop posting status updates
        Mar 23, 2018
      3. KKG
        KKG
        As long as i have inspiration,i will post more.
        Mar 23, 2018
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