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Best Pickup Lines to get the boy/girl/duck of your dream

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by BlackDuck, Dec 30, 2012.

  1. BlackDuck

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    Have some awesome pickup lines that you would like to share with us? Or perhaps you're melting in the site of this wonderful person and you don't know what to say? Share your thoughts and your amazingly successful pickup lines with us! :D

    Sir @[Owl] gave me the idea and he surely has one, with a 99,9% success rate! ;)
     
  2. BlackDuck

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    My favourite one so far is by mister Jimmy Carr - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" - 101% success rate.
     
  3. frankiej

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    That is a joke that has been around since before Jimmy Carr ever said it. It is still good though. I first heard it in when I was in primary school. :P


    My favourite is " GET IN THE FUCKING VAN NOW!".
     
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    Yeah, to be honest I've heard it also way before Jimmy, but I'm too much of a huge fangirl of his to not mention him ^^

    Your pickup line has a highly successful rate as well! Oh goodie, I'm glad we can help our friends with those fantastic lines! :smile:
     
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    If I were to flip a coin what are the odds of me getting head? ;)

    If I were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

    You remind me of my big toe - I'm going to bang you on everything in the house.
     
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    That's the first convo i had with my ex:
    Me: Fat penguins.
    She: What?
    Me: Something to break the ice.

    Made her laugh at least xD
     
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    He: Do you have a twin sister?
    She: No, why?
    He: Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
     
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    "I'm a musician" :wet:

    No, really. This doesn't work as well as the internet make it seem, and it is a little retard to start a conversation like that.
     
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    Indeed, any girl who had some experience with musician and generally "artists' knows well that they are dangerous people to be with :P They usually love their art more than other people and.. well they do love themselves more as well :P
     
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    I had a time that when talking about music would ruin any social link with a girl. But passes and since I'm a person with lots of love to give it's fine :P
     
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    My top favourite pickup line of all times - it would melt my cold heart in a second.

    "Are your parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special."
     
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    "Girl, you light my cigarette like nobody else, I can't even control the smoke that comes out of it."

    I'm sorry if this was lame. I just wanted to hit 1000 posts.
     
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    Yeah well

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    I came here for the duck pick-up lines. I'm disappointed.
     
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    Oh come on, those work for ducks as well ^^ They would definitely work on me, so any other duck would find them interesting as well :D
     
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    I'm no Fred flinstone but´╗┐ I can make your bed rock
     
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    Is there an airport nearby ? or is it my heart taking off
     
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    Look, one does not simply blow my Horn of Gondor, but you are welcome to have a go.
     
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    This is genuinely the first time I laughed so hard for days! Holly crap..... XD
     

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