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Best Pickup Lines to get the boy/girl/duck of your dream

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by BlackDuck, Dec 30, 2012.

  1. Leandro

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    How about this one?

    Is my pen drive compatible with your usb port?
     
  2. Storm chaser

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    Have you actually tried this?
     
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    I know a lot in dutch but they sound weird translated.

    What's the difference between you and the coffeetable?
    I'm not the one screaming when I smash into you

    Edit: didnt work
     
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    My love for you is like a river
    Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver
    One look from you is more precious than gold

    Let's go get some barbecue and get busy
     
  5. Robin-Senpai Is The Best

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    Want some grapes? (for my dudes who like bestiality)
     
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    is that directed to me lmao
    I'm eating grapes atm
     
  7. Mapache

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    If you should one day find a girl who this line works with, consider yourself very lucky.
     
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    Or unlucky because it worked
     
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    I love a good old-fashioned sleepover!
    What say we rent a Musical, Pop some Corn and after that, dare I say, Yahtzee?!
     
  10. Mapache

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    - What's your name?

    - *girl says her name*

    - I think Alice would fit better because being with you I feel like I'm in Wonderland.
     
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    If i was an alien i would build a ship to travel to your house just to see you.
     
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    Be the mother of my child.
     
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    Lmao, there was a thread for this. I had soo many last week .

    Heres 1 i got left.

    Girl did you just sit in some sugar?
    Because you have a sweet ass xD
     
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    Him: Call me *insert his surname here* instead. I like being called that way better.
    Me: I don't want to.
    Him: Why? Call me *insert his surname here*.
    Me: Because that's like calling myself.

    I received a sweet smile, but unfortunately can't see damn smiles anymore. KMS.
     
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    -Is your name Winter? Cuz you'll be coming soon
     
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    weuw to much commitment at first sight.
     
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    Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
     
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    Why can't you call from your own?
     
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    I know that one,is funny
    [​IMG]
    :lol:
     
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    Human phones can't reach heaven.
     

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