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Robin's Future Husband Revealed?!

Discussion in 'One Piece Theories' started by Marco Polo, Aug 16, 2016.

  1. Marco Polo

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    This thread is purely for entertainment purposes and should not serve as a "real theory" based on "factual evidence". Marco Polo, Bandai Namco, Lucozade and their various business partners, friends and family do not support any kind of interspecies romance, real or animated. Bandai Namco will claim no responsibility for any offence, injury or death caused by this thread, or for any upset caused by the misleading nature of this. A representative from Lucozade has recommended that you keep fluids nearby for the duration of this thread, as the intensity of the "theory" combined with the warm August weather may lead to undesired levels of dehydration. The spokesperson recommends anyone feeling dehydrated should sip on a Lucozade, but if you drink water they won't be upset either. "It's more important that you keep your fellow forum users safe, Marco", he said. Marco Polo claims no responsibility for any of the "evidence" or sentence structure used in this "theory". Potential side effects of this thread include: Excess sweating, nausea, migraines, vomiting, anger, sadness, jealousy, cholera*, bird flu, Zika, painful erections, the death of the American Dream and the urge to listen to "Love Story" by Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift has refused to comment on said side effect and is therefore responsible for any damage caused by this thread.

    Lucozade say that the side effect "cholera" can be prevented by consuming any flavour of Lucozade Sport, as it contains essential ions that will restore ion potentials in the intestinal membrane. The spokesperson likes the guava flavoured one, as "it makes him feel summery".

    Now, there's somewhat of a "trend" emerging in this theory section of the One Piece Forum, where users pair Robin up with various members of the Strawhat Pirates. Some say that Robin is "literally wet" for a certain green haired swordsman, others say she "was genuinely concerned" for a certain Speedo cyborg. They're all wrong. Within the next few hundred words, you will see the true romance emerging from the Strawhat Crew. The romance between Nico Robin, and Tony Tony Chopper.

    Part 1: Physical Evidence


    Just from the title of this video, we see that Robin "likes" Chopper. Whilst Robin herself was unavailable for comment at the time of writing this thread, we can clearly see two things from this video:

    1. Robin calls Chopper "cute", and he blushes. Blushing is commonly used in anime to symbolise affection, so Chopper's blushing confirms that he also thinks Robin is "cute".

    B. Robin tickles Chopper. Armchair psychologists say that if a girl touches you a lot, she is attracted to you and will use any excuse to make physical contact with you. Robin is an older, experienced woman and therefore needs no excuses, she just goes straight for what she wants.

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    In the Davy Back fight, the girl from the Foxy Pirates emerges as a "love rival" for Robin; however, from this picture, we can see that Chopper has chosen Robin, and the smile on Robin's face implies that she is happy about this. Chopper then appears to sniff her crotch, which, according to the leading anime reindeer behaviour experts, is a sign of sexual attraction.

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    In the following pictures, we see Chopper and Robin on dates together. Leading One Piece analyst @Monkey D. Bufford has said that these dates occurred during the timeskip. We see the happy couple engaging in physical contact, a sure sign of a healthy relationship.

    Part 2A: Conclusion

    Now I could go and pull out every piece of evidence available, but I believe that these solid concrete and 100% confirmed pieces of evidence here should be more than enough to prove my point. But I hear you aren't satisfied, so let me provide one last piece of evidence:

    Part 2B: Bink's Sake and the hidden foreshadow

    Another emerging trend on the One Piece Forum nowadays is the analysis of the song "Bink's Sake". However, I believe that some obvious foreshadows have been missed. Let's look at the lyrics again:


    As you can see, there are some very subtle hints within the lyrics that Chopper will indeed marry Robin at the end of the series!

    Part 2C: (Re)Conclusion

    You're welcome.

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    Chopper has no interest in humans. So Zoro will be with Robin!
     
  3. Marco Polo

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    But here, you clearly state Chopper and Robin are dating?
     
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    Nah, they aren't dating.
     
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    Marco x Bufford is a ship that left the harbor and I'm loving it.
     
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    Very well-researched analysis. I want to provide my own theory here to show my support for this kind of logic.


    These two are having kids, aren't they?
     
  7. Marco Polo

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    Then why did you say they were?

    @Jawahib is my only b r o, bro... This Bufford thing ain't canon yet

    This deserves its own thread
     
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    WTF?! :sanji2:
     
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    but i've read some spicy parodies already :pervert:
     
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    :sanji2:????????????????????????
     
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    acceptance is the first step!
     
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    Yeah. But I'm more into women!!
     
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    if you don't try something new once in a while, life is going to be boring!
     
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    Sorry, but It's enough for me if a school of beautiful women are falling for me!
    Or If I hit the streets with my Lamborghini MurciƩlago LP670-4 SV and speeding with 300km/h while listening to Drum & Bass!
     
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    If that's your dream, go for it! Live today, so that you don't have any regrets tomorrow!
     
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    I'm doing that! And I don't have any regrets for tomorrow! But I can't forget and forgive. Because forgiveness is like a man hurt somebody and tries to hide aside from its own mistakes whereas it would face them and take responsibility for it!
     
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    FACE IT, LIKE A REAL MAN!
     
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    I face with them!!
     
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